Conspiracy Theory

(Look at me typing this up and posting this during class...)

I'm not crazy.

Teachers will end the world.

What if I told you that teachers have been developing top secret tactics to know what a teenager thinks. Essays, papers, blogs, journals. All contribute to their internal database.

When they ask for feedback. YOU'RE GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT.

The theory. Right.

The government. This is how they all start right? (or end) The government will buy out teachers and their tactics that they have been using for century's. We all know that teachers don't get paid enough, so I can't see why they wouldn't take (probably illegally obtained) money from the government. Anyways, the government will learn how certain people think, and by using that information, they can create situations that they already know the outcome to (Because they know how we will react). They can control us without controlling us. It's like the freaking matrix. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! anyways, someone will find out (or someone from the government will turn rogue). They will spread the news. People will freak, start destroying crap, like it's the zombie Apocalypse. You know how people do, start raiding shops, leaving nothing but empty shelves... It's like all manners leave once a zombie is spotted in like Africa... (Just a real quick side note, Utah county. Gonna be pretty chill during the zombie outbreak. If you think about the fact that we are surrounded by mountains, and the fact that probably everyone has a gun or two. I wouldn't be worried...) So world freaking out. Right. Everyone will start thinking "Every man (or woman, wouldn't leave you out) for themselves!" and the world would die. However, there always seems to be a group of people who "Saw this coming" (Me) and they would survive. Rebuild society. Let this happen again. Circle of life. It's actually a thing.

Teachers will end the world.

Now you know.

I want to hear your freaking conspiracies. Make a freaking blog post and link it in my comments. I want to be prepared for every possible ending of the world.