Friday, September 12, 2014

How to Kill a Human

To the Aliens,
How to kill Humans:
~We bleed. Use that to your advantage.
~Dragons
~Zombies
~Resurrect Dinosaurs
(Pretty Scary)

~Sharks
~Sharknado
~Poisonous Shrooms
~Spiders
~Robots
~Poison Tipped Combs
~Suffocation by Mattress
~Storm Troopers
~caffeine overdose

Some people want to see the world burn. You should be one of them.

You're Welcome.

2 comments:

  1. Poison tipped combs, maybe it is the every day item that will bring about our demise.

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